Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by jeaniesing, Sep 27, 2004.
Is there such a thing as a bumless kilt?
You know to keep within the Village People kinda' mode...
*gets out sewing machine* :smart:
I'll just need you to drop by for a fitting
Did the fitting ever go ahead? :confused2
Am I too late for the party!
hey Si.......well done mate
well your the first in line Si
*takes out tape measure and notepad and pen
now, just relax as i take your measurements...
came in late on this one..what are we measuring again? :smart:
we are measuring for the bumless kilt....
i could take your measurements now if you like :smart:
*stands as still as possible*.....hope you have warm hands.....or dont I need a kilt....after all no legs......
Oh and pol...arn't those chaps supposed to go over pants ?
Sure but yardsticks only come in 3 feet.
it's not mine baby I swear....
hmmm... i guess i'll need a different kind of measuring tape for nyx and xj
and don't worry nyx, we have a specially made kilt for a sanke
mmm...*eyes vbrio warily*
I'll want to see that before I try it on.......
well in that case, you'll have to step into the dressing room with me so i can show it to you
lead the way....
watches vibro appreciatively as she passes close......
*Follows her inside*
*inside the dressing room
the kilt's in the box in the top shelf...i can't reach it..ummm could you help me...
allow me...shall I lift you up......
...that's one way
well I'll get it myself...can you steady me ?
...is my hand steady enough for you ? :smart:
no......but its nice and warm..especially where it is right................now!
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