101 reasons why MIDI.... (again)

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  1. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    In an effort not to appear sexist after the last thread (101 Reasons Why Midi Files are better than Women), here are:-

    101 Reasons Why Midi Files are better than Men

    1. Average man... 6 minutes
    Average midi file... 4 minutes
    (but you can start again as soon as its finished)

    2. If your MIDI has solo bits in the middle of playing, it's still entertaining.

    Please add your own in further postings.
  2. theARTiSAN

    theARTiSAN Administrator Staff Member Super Mod

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    This isn't funny at all
    (well, not as funny [to me] as your other one)
    :thumbsup:
  3. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    6 Minutes !

    You're giving us a wrap aren't ya:laugh:
  4. simmo68

    simmo68 New Member

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    More fun
  5. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    o.k I'm gonna help you girls out with this one, as this is usually a common complaint I hear from girls in relationships.

    3. You can save the changes made to a midi so it will always play just the way you like it and will never revert back to its old ways
  6. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    4. midi would never 'rather hang out with his mates' than spend time with you
  7. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    5. a midi never has erratic tempo fluctuations or stops just when its getting good.



    somebody stop me!:boink: :laugh:
  8. lostdave

    lostdave 'EVIL' Mod

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    6. YOu don't have to tell a Midi FIle to put the tiolet seat down.
  9. §ereña

    §ereña **The Original Sin**

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    *lol* i liked the toilet seat one :thumbsup: though personally i've never been bothered by it
  10. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    7. With MIDI files... the smaller the better.....

    but with MIDI files, size really isn't such a serious issue!
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2002
  11. theARTiSAN

    theARTiSAN Administrator Staff Member Super Mod

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    8. You'll never find a MIDI passed out in the bushes outside the front door when you leave for work in the morning.
  12. theARTiSAN

    theARTiSAN Administrator Staff Member Super Mod

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    9. A MIDI will always have time for you - and won't ever "shoosh" you because it's watching "the game".
  13. Ralph'e'

    Ralph'e' www.ralphe.tk

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    Im not liking this feminist movement.. boo hiss. :thumbdown
  14. Dark Wolf

    Dark Wolf Junkpost Stalker

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    10. You never have to worry a midi comming back from the bar and in the morning asking you where my money is at.

    hmmm im not use to these i mean they all seem normal to us men. What ever happened to the female one? lol:thumbsup:
  15. Ronny

    Ronny Midi Mad Super Mod! Staff Member Super Mod

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    101 reasons!

    11. You don't have to constantly tell your midi that that they sound great and perform well!!
  16. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    that is just hilarious Ronny! It's funny coz its oh so true:laugh:
  17. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    oh.....my.....god. I feel like I should wake my wife up and apologize, and then spend 6 minutes with her. no,wait, i'll talk for 4, that just leaves 2. or then there's the 1 minute back rub..
    surely there's something else i can do with her for another 30 seconds??? :cuddle: :boink: :jawdrop:
    Last edited: Sep 19, 2002
  18. dstruct2k

    dstruct2k New Member

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    Hear a short midi? ;)
  19. Dr-Gonzo

    Dr-Gonzo New Member

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    lol not bad :)
  20. Artistdude88

    Artistdude88 The Insomniac Artist

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    why'd you go and start this again Gandalf? lol

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