A Rap About Arm Pit Hair

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  1. Nah!

    Nah! New Member

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    A rap about arm pit hair called "Shave Your Pits Please"...:assskake:



    When you raise your arms onlookers beware
    More hair under there then in a barber’s chair
    I know you must be itchy and you’re trying to fight it
    Your chest’s all hairy and you’re trying to hide it
    I’m trying to be a friend, I’m not trying to be rude
    I know you cooked dinner, cause there’s hair in my food
    Your deodorant stick looks like a chimpanzee
    Your hairs are longer then the state of Tennessee
    These little curly hairs show up in wrong places
    Under your arms and on little boys’ faces
    I tried to ignore it for such a long time
    Now I’m bustin’ rhymes cause arm pit hair is a crime
    One time I wondered if you were ticklish
    Now my nails are full of hair and it’s ridiculous
    It’s gross to the touch and my face turns white
    Put on a shirt and spare me the sight

    It’s as dirty as hell--you’re hairy and you smell
    You don’t own shaving gel and everybody can tell
    It’s a scary situation--a hairy situation
    Do us a favour--time you invest in a razor…

    Shave your pits please--and with great care
    Every time we touch, I get a handful of hair
    Shave your pits, please--raise your arms and be brave
    Just what I thought, it’s time for a shave!

    Now hairy Gary it’s so scary when you take off your clothes
    The whole neighbourhood knows you got hair on your toes
    It just grows and grows like the hair in your nose
    It totally shows--and in the dark it glows
    It spawns sickening thoughts
    It’s thickening in spots

    Now, unibrow, we’re gonna give you a trim
    Pluck your brows, and shave every limb…

    Shave your pits please--and with great care
    Every time we touch, I get a handful of hair
    Shave your pits, please--raise your arms and be brave
    Just what I thought, it’s time for a shave!

    [Instrumental]

    Sit down and behave--don’t try to throw fits
    Don’t try to escape--just shave your darn pits!
    Shave your pits please--and with great care
    Every time we touch, I get a handful of hair
    Shave your pits, please--raise your arms and be brave
    Just what I thought, it’s time for a shave!
    Please do me a favour before you go to your grave
    Put your hands in the air…it’s time for a shave!
  2. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    :laugh: :laugh2: :lmao: :laugh2: :laugh:

    :D
  3. kim_eh

    kim_eh Gratified

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    Omg... I'm speechless. lol
  4. Nah!

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    I wrote some more too, I'll post them later. :)
  5. kim_eh

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    I look foreward to it.

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