Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by allanvazq, Feb 26, 2005.
Hey, Pol, she's got a point, you know...
So what you're saying iiiiis.....that legging it at Mach 3 makes me an even BIGGER sissy ?
Oh ok ok...i'll be nice to reprouve from now on....promise
Right then....here's my new wheels waitin' to go...hop in missus :smart:
Well I'm scared of flying :rolleyes2
So you're going to come up with something else to make things up to me
And if you don't....... :saber:
Do'h !.....what do you mean you don't fly....grrrrrrrr :flamemad:
err i mean.....why of course my little cherub :angel:
Let me get rid of that nasty shuttle..........how about this !! :smart:
I'll only ride with you in an Astin Martin
And I only sit on silk :flamemad:
And don't call me cherub, cherubs are fat :flamemad:
why you ungrateful little...........
*takes calming breath*
deep blue sea - deep blue sea....:whistle:
Ok the Opel's history...here ya go...(with silk seats)
But thats not the one I like! :exasper:
And those seats look like leather from here :confuzzle
I supposeit will have to do then....
*takes a seat as you hold the door open* why thank you dearest.
Are we going on a road trip?? :bounce: :wow:
It would be rude of us not to invite everyone else along :smart:
Maybe we could go and see Angelina or Jennifer, see which one is best in the flesh lol :shifty:
I don't think there is a back seat in that thing... :shifty:
I swear women are the strangest creatures :damn:
There's just no keeping you lot happy :exasper:
Are women ever satisfied?
A group of girlfriends is on holiday when they see a 5 story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only".
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thin."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it short and thick."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
I thought that joke was going to end in the 'long and thick' being something other than parts of the male anatomy...
But it DIDN'T
I feel so corrupted :exasper:
By the way I probably would have stopped on the first floor......just out of pity lol
Corrupted my butt :slap: ...your new sig line tells me it would require a lot more than that to corrupt you !
Oh ****e :damn:
And don't worry, the sig's all relevant :cool2: I'm not some kind of fake :damn:
I probably shouldn't ask....but curiosity is getting the better of me.....how is it relevant ?
It's relevant to me you douche :damn:
I'm innocent really :rolleyes2
Baaahaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! :lmao: :lmao:
jennifer hands down , *smiles*
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