This is an offspin idea from the "I hate it when..." thread... I started with I hate it when I drop a slice of toast and jam, 'cos it always lands jam side down. Well, it does doesn't it?. So... you know how, if you throw a cat on the air, it always lands on it's feet?. Right. Well if you tied a slice of toast and jam (jam side up) to a cats back and tossed it into the air, how would it land?.