Buffy - Musikalsongs - I'll never tell

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  1. LadyPain

    LadyPain New Member

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    XANDER (Speaking)
    Well, I can do an omelet, I've almost got that...

    ANYA
    This is the man that I intend to entangle
    Isn't he fine?
    My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
    Vengeance was mine!
    But I'm out of the biz
    The name I made, I'll trade for his
    The only trouble is - -
    I'll never tell.

    XANDER
    She is the one
    She's such wonderful fun
    Such passion and grace
    Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -
    Embrace! Tight embrace!
    I'll never let her go
    The love we've known can only grow
    There's just one thing that - -
    No. I'll never tell.

    ANYA AND XANDER
    Cause there's nothing to tell.

    ANYA
    He snores

    XANDER
    She wheezes

    ANYA
    Say "housework" and he freezes

    XANDER
    She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

    ANYA
    I talk; he breezes

    XANDER
    She doesn't know what "please" is

    ANYA
    His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

    ANYA AND XANDER
    The vibe gets kind of scary

    XANDER
    Like, she thinks I'm ordinary

    ANYA
    Like, it's all just temporary

    XANDER
    Like, her toes are kind of hairy

    ANYA AND XANDER
    But it's all very well
    Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

    ANYA
    When things get rough, he
    Just hides behind his Buffy!
    Now look, he's getting huffy
    Cause he knows that I know.
    XANDER
    She clings
    She's needy
    She's also really greedy
    She nev - -

    ANYA
    His eyes are beady!

    XANDER
    This is my verse, hello?
    She - -

    ANYA (Spoken)
    Hey, look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

    ANYA AND XANDER
    You know

    XANDER
    You're quite the charmer

    ANYA
    My knight in armor

    XANDER
    You're the cutest of the Scoobies
    With your lips as red as rubies
    And your firm, yet supple - -
    Tight embrace!

    ANYA
    He's swell

    XANDER
    She's sweller

    ANYA
    He'll always be my feller

    XANDER
    That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

    ANYA
    I've read this tale
    There's wedding, then betrayal
    And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

    ANYA AND XANDER
    I've lied
    I've said it's easy
    I've tried
    But there's these fears I've can't quell

    XANDER
    Is she looking for a pot of gold

    ANYA
    Will I look good when I've gotten old?

    XANDER
    Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

    ANYA
    Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

    XANDER
    Am I crazy?

    ANYA
    Am I dreamin'?

    XANDER
    Am I marrying a demon?

    ANYA AND XANDER
    We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!
    So, thank God, I'll never tell!
    I swear, that I'll never tell

    XANDER
    My lips are sealed

    ANYA
    I take the Fifth

    XANDER
    Nothing to see
    Move it along

    ANYA AND XANDER
    I'll never
    Tell!
  2. Pr3tty F1y

    Pr3tty F1y New Member

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    Sounds... interesting ;)
  3. CuteChik01

    CuteChik01 New Member

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    i saw that episode-(that was when i used to watch buffy)it was pretty funny!:laugh:
  4. fiestyfox

    fiestyfox New Member

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    I saw it too!!!!!! DAwn or wutever her name has a really nice voice haha.
  5. asnigro

    asnigro New Member

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    I love that whole episode and I hope that they release that musical on DVD (the show) or at least the soundtracks on cd. My favorite song is "I've got a Theory" but this duet is quite good as well!
  6. LadyPain

    LadyPain New Member

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    But they already released the soundtrack on cd
  7. asnigro

    asnigro New Member

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    when did they release it? Where can you buy it? Is this the songs from the musical show or is it just a compilation of songs that are played on the show?

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