Ferrari Sack Pit Crew

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  1. talksoccer

    talksoccer New Member

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    It has just been announced that the Ferrari Formula 1 Team have fired their
    entire Pit Crew yesterday.



    The action followed Ferraris decision to take advantage of the British
    Governments Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from
    Liverpool.



    The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed
    Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds,
    without proper equipment, whereas Ferraris existing crew could only do it
    in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tec gear.



    This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by the Ferrari
    management, as most F1 races are won and lost in the pits. Ferrari are seen
    now to have a massive advantage over every other team.



    However !!!



    Ferrari got more than they bargained for, during the Scouse Crews first
    practice session not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6
    seconds but within 12 seconds they had also re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold
    the vehicle to the McLaren team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram
    of Coke and a quick shufty at Coulthards bird in the shower.



    _________________:p
  2. splender01

    splender01 New Member

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    my fisherprise plastic car is better so ha
  3. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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  4. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    oh that is priceless!

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