funny thing that happened to me

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  1. xmahalzx

    xmahalzx New Member

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    ok cos i'm wut most ppl call a computer geek... which is not at all true... because i dont' know anything about the computer just cos i'm on the computer about 14 hours a day doesn't mean i know anything about it...
    well just to make me feel better i will tell you wut happened to me a few days ago that made feel superior... exactly how it makes me feel superior but it does

    so like i was online right... downloading ilegal music from kazaa... and i get a instant message on AIM... so i'm like ok... and it sez
    "hey mahalz i saw you on my buddylist and i don't know how you got on it"
    and i'm like "o ok... a/s/l?"
    cos you know asking for asl will help determine if you might want to talk to this person
    and she's like "sorry but i don't agree with you."
    and i'm like "don't agree with wut?"
    "the asl"
    and i'm like "wut r u talking about?"
    and she's like "your saying asl and you don't even know wut it is?"
    and i'm like "ya i know wut asl means" but in truth i don't know exactly it's just that i say asl i usually get some numeral response
    and she's like "well i don't agree with that organization"
    and i'm like "well my friend... uh skippy doesn't know wut asl is and i don't know how to explain it to her so can u do it ur probably better at it" so i told her that so i know wut asl really does me
    and she's like "well skippy... the asl is an organizasion that defend the civil rights of minorities"
    and i'm like whoa...awesome... so i tell her "skippy sez kewl and thanx...wut r minorities?"
    and she goez "in this country n e one that isn't a white male and if ur a white male u are the majority"
    and i'm all "so i'm a minority?"
    and she goes "wut nat r u?"
    and i'm all "nat? is dat some type of clan or something?"
    and she goes "no wut nationality are you?"
    and i'm all "OH so is nationality a clan?"
    and she goes "OMG UR STUPID!"
    and i was like "U R VERY RUDE!!! :mad: I"m not stupid i'm special"
    I always see in movies ppl say their special when someone calls them dumb so i thought it was appropriate to say it...
    and she's like "yah ok... "
    and so she goes ok "well wut enthicity r u?"
    and i'm all "i'm pinay"
    and she's like "pinay???"
    and i'm all laughing at her "NOW WHOSE THE SMART ONE NOW?"
    and she's like "ok..."
    so i'm still laughing at her and she's like "do you want to cyber?"
    and i'm all "wut's cyber?" because you know she already thinks i'm stupid not knowing this COMPUTER GEEK lingo isn't gonna make her think n e thing less
    so she's like "well i guess ur new at this"
    and i'm like "yes"
    and she's like well "r u a male or female?"
    and i'm all "i'm a male" altho i'm really a female but she doesn't know that... atleast i'm half ot he majority in this country
    and she's like "good. let me explain cybering is the online version of having sex"
    and i'm like "REALLY?!?!"
    and she's like "YES"
    and i'm like "WELL YOU KNOW WUT I"M REALLY A FEMALE HAH! SO I GUESS YOU CAN'T HAVE ONLINE SEX W/ ME!!"
    and she's like "no i'm a bisexual it's ok"
    and i'm like "WELL I'm really a male that was a female so that makes me a bisexual and other bisexuals don't like other bisexuals! HAH!"
    and so i was getting afraid and i needed confort food so i grabbed a chocolate pudding and blocked her
    *BLOCK* damn interente is dangerous
  2. KingXII

    KingXII S MOD

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    okay....................
  3. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    I would have cybered her
  4. besty

    besty New Member

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    Very interesting stuff there!!!
  5. Artistdude88

    Artistdude88 The Insomniac Artist

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    very interesting...
  6. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Yeah VOG..... We heard you were easy ;)
  7. §ereña

    §ereña **The Original Sin**

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    damn man, i think i lost the plot somewhere along the line...but nice story :D
  8. Ralph'e'

    Ralph'e' www.ralphe.tk

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    LOL>.. GREAT STORY!! *finishes popcorn*
  9. §ereña

    §ereña **The Original Sin**

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    lmao@frogg
  10. lostdave

    lostdave 'EVIL' Mod

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    ummm.......what the??????

    For future refference..ASL as a questions is Age/Sex/location..
    Like DUH!!!!!!!

    I have some very strange chat logs...but this one takes the cake


    Dave
  11. theARTiSAN

    theARTiSAN Administrator Staff Member Super Mod

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    I though an ASL was something you called someone who cut you off in traffic :laugh:
  12. Artistdude88

    Artistdude88 The Insomniac Artist

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    huh?...................wait..............OHHHHH!!! I GET IT!!! HAhAHaHAhAhahahAHaHa!!!! :laugh:
  13. Kaleidescope

    Kaleidescope New Member

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    that was the strangest thing i ever heard! And it may be just me, but I think she meant the ACLU, not ASL....lmao!!
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2002

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