Ghetto spellin B..........Off Topic

Discussion in 'rec.music.percussion' started by Randal Walker, Aug 21, 2003.

  1. GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
    > Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is
    > Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each
    > vocabulary word in a sentence .*
    > 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and
    > the ho tel everybody.
    > 2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate
    > good.
    > 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight
    > the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
    > 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I
    > got no money foreclose.
    > 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my
    > bitch rectum both.
    > 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol'
    > me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me
    > back to the joint.
    > 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he
    > handed me a cup and said penis.
    > 8. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I
    > say, "man, it look >fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
    > 9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho
    > living in the apartment undermine.
    > 10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle
    > bought me acoustic and >took me to the poolhall.
    > 11.Iraq- When we got to the poolhall, I
    > tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
    > 12.Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and
    > I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
    > 13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street,
    > "how much?" she say "fortify."
    > 14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho
    > and income my wife.



    --
    Randy

    www.randywalker.com
  2. Glenn Dowdy

    Glenn Dowdy Guest

    "Randal Walker" <randysdrums@cox.net> wrote in message
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    > GHETTO SPELLIN'


    Maybe I'm a bit PC, but I found this offensive. I'd rather not see this kind
    of posts in our cesspool.

    Glenn D.
  3. Really, sorry. I thought it was funny. I found it to be no more offensive
    then Ebonics.
    My apologies
    "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.dowdy@nospam.com> wrote in message
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    >
    > "Randal Walker" <randysdrums@cox.net> wrote in message
    > news:X_71b.3421$n94.159@fed1read04...
    > > GHETTO SPELLIN'

    >
    > Maybe I'm a bit PC, but I found this offensive. I'd rather not see this

    kind
    > of posts in our cesspool.
    >
    > Glenn D.
    >
    >
  4. Glenn Dowdy

    Glenn Dowdy Guest

    "Randal Walker" <randysdrums@cox.net> wrote in message
    news:Fx81b.3435$n94.1679@fed1read04...
    > Really, sorry. I thought it was funny. I found it to be no more offensive
    > then Ebonics.
    > My apologies


    Perhaps I'm a bit more sensitive than most in that I was a little racist
    asswipe in Alabama during my formative years. I'm feel much better now.

    Glenn D.
  5. I also appreciate the apology, Randal. I used to hear this crap growing up
    and didn't appreciate it then either.

    "Randal Walker" <randysdrums@cox.net> wrote in message
    news:Fx81b.3435$n94.1679@fed1read04...
    > Really, sorry. I thought it was funny. I found it to be no more offensive
    > then Ebonics.
    > My apologies
    > "Glenn Dowdy" <glenn.dowdy@nospam.com> wrote in message
    > news:9q81b.3010$FT5.2929@news.cpqcorp.net...
    > >
    > > "Randal Walker" <randysdrums@cox.net> wrote in message
    > > news:X_71b.3421$n94.159@fed1read04...
    > > > GHETTO SPELLIN'

    > >
    > > Maybe I'm a bit PC, but I found this offensive. I'd rather not see this

    > kind
    > > of posts in our cesspool.
    > >
    > > Glenn D.
    > >
    > >

    >
    >
  6. Aaron Draper

    Aaron Draper Guest

    C'mon, Randal, it's not funny anymore unless it's a slam on fat folks or
    white men. :) Sheesh.

    --
    Aaron Draper
    www.baileyscomet.net
    ----------
    "Does he think he's Ponce d' Moongel?"
    -Sam Savoca
  7. Damn, you are right... Sorry :)
    "Aaron Draper" <baileyscomet@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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    > C'mon, Randal, it's not funny anymore unless it's a slam on fat folks or
    > white men. :) Sheesh.
    >
    > --
    > Aaron Draper
    > www.baileyscomet.net
    > ----------
    > "Does he think he's Ponce d' Moongel?"
    > -Sam Savoca
    >
    >
    >
  8. Michael Fell

    Michael Fell Guest

    On Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:58:42 -0400, "Aaron Draper"
    <baileyscomet@cablespeed.com> wrote:

    >C'mon, Randal, it's not funny anymore unless it's a slam on fat folks or
    >white men. :) Sheesh.


    LOL!

    Mike
  9. Equal Opprtunity Annoyer....

    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

    English phrase Chinese Interpretation
    Are you harboring a fugitive?=Hu Yu Hai Ding?
    See me A.S.A.P.=Kum Hia Nao
    Stupid Man=Dum Gai
    Small Horse=Tai Ni Po Ni
    Your price is too high!!=No Bai Dam Thing!!
    Did you go to the beach?=Wai Yu So Tan?
    I bumped into a coffee table=Ai Bang Mai Ni
    I think you need a facelift=Chin Tu Fat
    It's very dark in here=Wai So Dim?
    Has your flight been delayed?=Hao Long Wei Ting?
    That was an unauthorized execution.=Lin Ching
    I thought you were on a diet=Wai Yu Mun Ching?
    This is a tow away zone.=No Pah King
    Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?=Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
    You are not very bright=Yu So Dum
    I got this for free=Ai No Pei
    I am not guilty=Wai Hang Mi?
    Please, stay a while longer.=Wai Go Nao?
    Our meeting was scheduled for next week=Wai Yu Kum Nao
    They have arrived=Hia Dei Kum
    Stay out of sight=Lei Lo
    He's cleaning his automobile=Wa Shing Ka
    Your body odor is offensive=Hu Man Go
    Pew! does this bathroom stink!=Hu Flung Dung?

    This is for all you city slickers, who might not quite understand the jargon
    and spellin' O sum us sutharn fawlks!

    ahz: the things you see with
    aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?
    arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
    bawl: what water does at 212 degrees
    bidness: commercial enterprise
    bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a
    fiery sauce
    co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink
    clinics: a tissue
    crine: weeping
    dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami
    daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex
    hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music
    dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word
    doc: a condition caused by an absence of light
    ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off."
    far: combustion
    git: to acquire
    goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball
    hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
    hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
    lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs
    liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept
    nekkid: to be unclothed
    ole well: a source of petroleum
    own : opposite of awf (see lectricity)
    paypuh: what you write on
    shevuhlay: a General Motors car
    spearmint: something scientists perform
    stow : establishment where things are sold
    tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
    uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united states of uhmurka
    zackly: precisely
  10. Dude, I am WAY offended. :)
    "Pete Pemberton" <bfpemberton@fuse.net> wrote in message
    news:3f458a1a$0$12631$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net...
    > Equal Opprtunity Annoyer....
    >
    > Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
    >
    > English phrase Chinese Interpretation
    > Are you harboring a fugitive?=Hu Yu Hai Ding?
    > See me A.S.A.P.=Kum Hia Nao
    > Stupid Man=Dum Gai
    > Small Horse=Tai Ni Po Ni
    > Your price is too high!!=No Bai Dam Thing!!
    > Did you go to the beach?=Wai Yu So Tan?
    > I bumped into a coffee table=Ai Bang Mai Ni
    > I think you need a facelift=Chin Tu Fat
    > It's very dark in here=Wai So Dim?
    > Has your flight been delayed?=Hao Long Wei Ting?
    > That was an unauthorized execution.=Lin Ching
    > I thought you were on a diet=Wai Yu Mun Ching?
    > This is a tow away zone.=No Pah King
    > Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?=Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
    > You are not very bright=Yu So Dum
    > I got this for free=Ai No Pei
    > I am not guilty=Wai Hang Mi?
    > Please, stay a while longer.=Wai Go Nao?
    > Our meeting was scheduled for next week=Wai Yu Kum Nao
    > They have arrived=Hia Dei Kum
    > Stay out of sight=Lei Lo
    > He's cleaning his automobile=Wa Shing Ka
    > Your body odor is offensive=Hu Man Go
    > Pew! does this bathroom stink!=Hu Flung Dung?
    >
    > This is for all you city slickers, who might not quite understand the

    jargon
    > and spellin' O sum us sutharn fawlks!
    >
    > ahz: the things you see with
    > aig: which come first, the chicken or the aig?
    > arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
    > bawl: what water does at 212 degrees
    > bidness: commercial enterprise
    > bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a
    > fiery sauce
    > co-cola: any form/brand of soft drink
    > clinics: a tissue
    > crine: weeping
    > dawfins: name of the pro football team in Miami
    > daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex
    > hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music
    > dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word
    > doc: a condition caused by an absence of light
    > ever: each, as in "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off."
    > far: combustion
    > git: to acquire
    > goff: a game played with clubs and a little white ball
    > hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
    > hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
    > lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs
    > liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept
    > nekkid: to be unclothed
    > ole well: a source of petroleum
    > own : opposite of awf (see lectricity)
    > paypuh: what you write on
    > shevuhlay: a General Motors car
    > spearmint: something scientists perform
    > stow : establishment where things are sold
    > tar: a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
    > uhmurkin: someone who lives in the united states of uhmurka
    > zackly: precisely
    >
    >
  11. Glenn Dowdy

    Glenn Dowdy Guest

    "Pete Pemberton" <bfpemberton@fuse.net> wrote in message
    news:3f458a1a$0$12631$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net...
    >
    > This is for all you city slickers, who might not quite understand the

    jargon
    > and spellin' O sum us sutharn fawlks!
    >
    > dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word


    I used this one here not too long ago. You didn't list my personal favorite:

    lot braid: whut you make a baloney sammich with.

    or the normal pre-lunchtime conversation:

    Jeetyet?
    Naw?
    Yohntu?
    Ah-ight.

    Ah only make fun of the groups whut Ah belong ter.

    Glenn D., reformed Alabamian.
  12. NoSheeples

    NoSheeples Guest

    >
    >I used this one here not too long ago. You didn't list my personal favorite:
    >
    >lot braid: whut you make a baloney sammich with.
    >
    >or the normal pre-lunchtime conversation:
    >
    >Jeetyet?
    >Naw?
    >Yohntu?
    >Ah-ight.
    >
    >Ah only make fun of the groups whut Ah belong ter.
    >
    >Glenn D., reformed Alabamian.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >


    This is not Racist stuff, it's a sad reminder that the Democrats have kept
    blacks right were they want them. Give them money so they don't have to work,
    and they become dumb puppets who vote for the same party everytime. This is
    also not just a black thing. There is a new bread of Ghetto trash now, they
    call them wiggers. ;o)

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch. Liberty is
    a well armed lamb protesting the vote."
  13. "NoSheeples" <n2new@aol.comNsheep> wrote in message
    news:20030822020625.07650.00000221@mb-m25.aol.com...
    > >
    > >I used this one here not too long ago. You didn't list my personal

    favorite:
    > >
    > >lot braid: whut you make a baloney sammich with.
    > >
    > >or the normal pre-lunchtime conversation:
    > >
    > >Jeetyet?
    > >Naw?
    > >Yohntu?
    > >Ah-ight.
    > >
    > >Ah only make fun of the groups whut Ah belong ter.
    > >
    > >Glenn D., reformed Alabamian.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >

    >
    > This is not Racist stuff, it's a sad reminder that the Democrats have kept
    > blacks right were they want them. Give them money so they don't have to

    work,
    > and they become dumb puppets who vote for the same party everytime. This

    is
    > also not just a black thing. There is a new bread of Ghetto trash now,

    they
    > call them wiggers. ;o)
    >
    > "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch. Liberty

    is
    > a well armed lamb protesting the vote."
    >


    I missed the part where anyone brought up racism, or Republicans or
    Democrats. Is this you looking for an opportunity to pretend that you are an
    intellect? Back to the talk radio cliches Tom.....
  14. NoSheeples

    NoSheeples Guest

    >
    >I missed the part where anyone brought up racism, or Republicans or
    >Democrats. Is this you looking for an opportunity to pretend that you are an
    >intellect? Back to the talk radio cliches Tom.....


    Well I guess you were not paying attention. Go back and read from the top.

    > Is this you looking for an opportunity to pretend that you are an
    >intellect?


    I don't have to pretend. The great welfare society was created by the
    Democrats, they own it, lock stock and barrel. Are you going to deny this?
    Yea, that's right, I listen to talk radio, I listen to conservative talk radio,
    and liberal talk radio. SO before you start your cliches think twice. I
    consider my self to be well informed on all the issues. Yes, Steve, I am sorry
    to inform you that despite my lack of typing skills I am very capable of
    carrying on an intellectual conversation. Anytime you want to have at it just
    let me know, but Ill put money that you can't go one more response without
    resorting to putting me down, or calling names. That's what Democrats do best.
    Democrats are worse then vultures, at least volutes let their pray stop
    squirming before they eat it. Bush didn't even know the black out happened
    before Hillary was on TV blaming him.

    You would think that 90% of the black population who votes democratic would at
    least have an average salary as a class of people in the high 20,s. After all
    they are so compassionate. Show me you have intellect Steve.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch. Liberty is
    a well armed lamb protesting the vote."
  15. pottedmeat42

    pottedmeat42 Guest

    "Aaron Draper" <baileyscomet@cablespeed.com> wrote in message news:<vkaci5fiarc5cb@corp.supernews.com>...
    > C'mon, Randal, it's not funny anymore unless it's a slam on fat folks or
    > white men. :) Sheesh.


    Speaking of which, there is a great OT thread on "Wal Mart Wine". I
    don't expect to see any PC crusaders over there. In this brave new
    world, rednecks are still fair game.

    Jason
    "I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer"
  16. "NoSheeples" <n2new@aol.comNsheep> wrote in message
    news:20030822023406.07650.00000223@mb-m25.aol.com...

    > Yea, that's right, I listen to talk radio, I listen to conservative talk

    radio,
    > and liberal talk radio.


    There is no liberal talk radio, unless you consider all media to be
    controlled by liberals (like Clear Channel and Fox).

    SO before you start your cliches think twice. I
    > consider my self to be well informed on all the issues.


    You get your news from talk radio and consider yourself well-informed?

    Yes, Steve, I am sorry
    > to inform you that despite my lack of typing skills I am very capable of
    > carrying on an intellectual conversation.


    I would much rather read your opinions on music and percussion than
    politics. This isn't a political newsgroup anyway.
  17. Erich

    Erich Guest

    NoSheeples wrote in the yappiest, whiner form he could muster:

    > Anytime you want to have at it just
    > let me know, but Ill put money that you can't go one more response without
    > resorting to putting me down, or calling names. That's what Democrats do best.
    > Democrats are worse then vultures, at least volutes let their pray stop
    > squirming before they eat it. Bush didn't even know the black out happened
    > before Hillary was on TV blaming him.


    For all you dimwits reading that can't comprehend the complex subjects
    brought up in this thread let me interpret: Blah, blah, blah, blah
    blah blah blah. Blah, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah. Go blow.

    My interpretation/consulting services are always available for hire at
    $0.02 / issue.

    Thank you very much for you time.

    Erich Smith; ESQ,MD,PhD,CPA,CFO,PE,Assoc,et al

    - Seriously, who said this first? "Now, go practice." - THAT's
    genius.
  18. pottedmeat42

    pottedmeat42 Guest

    >
    > There is no liberal talk radio, unless you consider all media to be


    gotta disagree. It's called NPR.
  19. "pottedmeat42" <pottedmeat42@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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    > >
    > > There is no liberal talk radio, unless you consider all media to be

    >
    > gotta disagree. It's called NPR.


    That's true. Now if only we could get them to raise their voices a few
    decibels, insult and patronize their guests, and lie, we could give Fox News
    a run for its money (like Al Franken just did).
  20. NoSheeples

    NoSheeples Guest

    >
    >There is no liberal talk radio,


    There is if you look for it.

    >
    >You get your news from talk radio and consider yourself well-informed?


    More than you.

    "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what is for lunch. Liberty is
    a well armed lamb protesting the vote."

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