Give us Your Drummer Jokes Here!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Guitar' started by ausiemale, Dec 6, 2003.

  1. ausiemale

    ausiemale New Member

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    Ok, it had to happen. I've started a drummer joke thread.

    And to kick off,

    Why do bands need roadies?

    To translate what the drummer says :)

    Bring it on boys.
  2. Langsta

    Langsta New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAH!!.... i didnt get it hehe, my IQ=98 SERIOUS
    i think im in the disabled group...
  3. Bladez26

    Bladez26 New Member

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    How do you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door?

    The knock speeds up, slows down, speeds up, slows down and then stops just as your getting into it
  4. warrenaxe

    warrenaxe New Member

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    Why is Ginger Baker Like 7-11 coffee?
    Because they both suck without Cream.
  5. warrenaxe

    warrenaxe New Member

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    here's one more

    Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
    A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
  6. calsonik

    calsonik New Member

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    What do you throw a drowning drummer?
    His drumkit.
  7. gebby

    gebby Member

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    So many drummers . . .
    so little time
  8. calsonik

    calsonik New Member

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    So many drummers...
    None of them IN time.
  9. saltydogg

    saltydogg New Member

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    a drummer only can count from 2 to 4

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