Ode to Jeaniesing

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  1. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    Perhaps you'd react with surprise,
    I met Jeanie, yet bid her not rise.
    (Dare I share, 'tween you 'n' me,
    the welcome fortuity
    of the region that under her lies!)

    Imagine yourself, my surprise,
    When she winked with her bum, not her eyes!
    The vision was brief,
    this I found with relief,
    though a shock, quite appealing a guise!

    Dear Jeanie is comely, her arts
    are winsome, as all of her parts.
    On her looks you can bet,
    though her greatest asset
    is most obvious as she departs.

    My object is not to harass,
    such a sweet and affectionate lass.
    Her presence is cheerful,
    ne'er tearful or fearful,
    but you've got to admire her sass!

    :assskake:

    ZR
  2. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    ::Licks tip of quill and locates rhyming dictionary::
  3. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    All at once there appeared in this thread,
    Witty banter that goes to my head!
    All I said was 'down under'
    then his thoughts ran asunder,
    and I find that my cheeks are quite red!

    So I gather my wits and my pen,
    And I start all this rhyming again.
    For its surely my mind
    not the view of my hind
    that this ornery lass you will ken!
  4. tavenger5

    tavenger5 Mr Admin Guy Staff Member Admin

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    Did I miss something?? :laugh2:
  5. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    While possessing an admirable brain,
    young Jeanie is loathe to abstain:
    while it's seldom enough,
    to be seen in the buff,
    Rear n'mind make her rightfully vain.

    Now Jeanie, she might have us focus,
    (& with her mental acuity smoke us)
    on her head, not her tail.
    And I pray we shan't fail,
    lest she proceed to smite us and poke us!

    I shall admit to a roguish presumpt
    to her aim that her undies be dumped.
    But I think you'll agree
    she'll be pleasured to see
    our vision aimed square at her rumpt!

    Perhaps that's enough of this stuff;
    my rhymes have been crude, rude & rough.
    If she chooses to hide
    her miraculous side
    For all us voyeurs, it's just tough. :'(
  6. KingXII

    KingXII S MOD

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    i'm with ya tpearl
  7. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    Not much, just some continuing japery from earlier today. :)

    ZR
  8. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    It's one of those trans-thread conversations that needed a home.... and ZR added a little style to boot ;)
  9. KingXII

    KingXII S MOD

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    oic i would like to know where the thread originated from please link me
  10. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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  11. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    I'd say, yeah. :rolleyes:
  12. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    <sigh>.... and that makes us exhibitionists... ;) (WhooHoo!) :p :laugh:
  13. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    Oh yeah! :moon:

    :p

    ZR
  14. KingXII

    KingXII S MOD

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    hmm no i'm just curious how you guys come up with these things like wah titty or it's all corn
  15. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    The late hour brings sleep to her head
    as Jeanie, to rest she has fled.
    To my mind does occur,
    blinding visions of her:
    Oh Man, do I envy that bed!

    :smart:

    ZR
  16. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    Well, I opened this thread
    and 2 my shock and dread,
    could hardly believe all the things that were said.:eek:

    My god, what a sight!
    shall I say 'twas like,
    walking in on your parents in bed:laugh:

    Zelriptha, you scoundrel,
    you're drooling like a hound, well
    I guess I can not dish the blame:thumbsup:

    For Jeanie is tight
    and if I could I just might,
    but hasnt she already a flame?:confused2
  17. CuteChik01

    CuteChik01 New Member

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    exactly how long did it take u guys to think all these rhymes up?
  18. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    bout 30 seconds. can u tell?:laugh:
  19. CuteChik01

    CuteChik01 New Member

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    whoa u guys r good-i was expecting i'd take u at least 5-10 minutes!:p
  20. dstruct2k

    dstruct2k New Member

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    but, they're driven by the urge to say something.... and I guess if you're surrounded by poems, and you're adding to them, the words come pretty easy. I, on the other had... I've never been very good at poems. :(

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