Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ZelRiptha, Nov 12, 2002.
as his eye caught the sight of Si's thigh :thumbsup:
beat that Eminem
lol - why mine? :laugh:
jeeze you guys are post whores
So by now, even jeanie was knackered
wearing both ventral extremities haggard
With her name changed to Parsnip
and quite ready to take a nap
but alas the irish man gave a cry
as his eye caught the sight of Si's thigh
So he laughed with gusto and zest
But Si, he failed to see the jest,
And Pol said "You twat !"
"Last time i saw legs like that"
"They were hangin' right out of a nest "
Heehee :laugh: nice:thumbsup:
oh, here, this one has to be at the top of the page
lol - I have to concede that was a good one Pol :laugh: :bow:
(and, as before, it's "Mr Twat" to you)
Oh sorry 'Mr' Twat :finger:
Maybe you'd like to compose a rebuttal ?
Maybe... just maybe, I will.... :hit:
I'm guessing you didn't....?
It seems many are growing concern'd;
that our members are missing's discern'd.
From protracted hiatus
and dubious status
we hope that they all are return'd!
To coax them all back let's endeavor;
perhaps through these lim'ricks quite clever
we'll convince their return
and by striving in turn,
we'll have joyous discussions forever!
But I have certain tangible fears
that what's keeping folks distant these years
is the absense in mind
of a certain behind:
We need Jeanie to repay our arrears!!!! :assskake:
So all of our old missing members,
Come back and let's stoke up the embers,
'Cos Zel's back in town,
And Pol's still a clown,
And Si is a gender bender :smart:
Here are some of our former collaborative efforts:
The Ballad of Emmett McGee
A Turnip's Story
A Day In The Life Of Zel
Should we start another???
Let's get started on another....woo hooooo !! :evil:
So who's the vict....er i mean subject ?
Have you heard of this fellow named pol?
I hear many a hearts he done stole!
on advice from his lawyer
he repaid his employer
and now he is out on parole! :laugh: (Sorry, Bud!)
Though the treacle-hearts are still so tempting,
and eating a good-square-meal pre-empting
Nooooooo...not meeee :ah:
It's Si's turn :laugh:
Pol had eaten all the pies...
and every sweet that met his eyes,
Separate names with a comma.