Ode to Jeaniesing

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  1. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    as his eye caught the sight of Si's thigh :thumbsup:

    beat that Eminem :)
  2. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    lol - why mine? :laugh:
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    tavenger5 Mr Admin Guy Staff Member Admin

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    jeeze you guys are post whores ;)
  4. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    So by now, even jeanie was knackered
    wearing both ventral extremities haggard
    With her name changed to Parsnip
    and quite ready to take a nap
    but alas the irish man gave a cry
    as his eye caught the sight of Si's thigh

    So he laughed with gusto and zest
    But Si, he failed to see the jest,
    And Pol said "You twat !"
    "Last time i saw legs like that"
    "They were hangin' right out of a nest " :eek:
  5. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    LOL! :laugh:
  6. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    Heehee :laugh: nice:thumbsup:
  7. voice of god

    voice of god Prodigal Pyjamas Pervert Staff Member Super Mod

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    oh, here, this one has to be at the top of the page
  8. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    lol - I have to concede that was a good one Pol :laugh: :bow:

    (and, as before, it's "Mr Twat" to you)
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  9. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Oh sorry 'Mr' Twat :finger:

    Maybe you'd like to compose a rebuttal ?
  10. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Maybe... just maybe, I will.... :) :hit:
  11. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    I'm guessing you didn't....? ;)


    Hrm...

    It seems many are growing concern'd;
    that our members are missing's discern'd.
    From protracted hiatus
    and dubious status
    we hope that they all are return'd!

    To coax them all back let's endeavor;
    perhaps through these lim'ricks quite clever
    we'll convince their return
    and by striving in turn,
    we'll have joyous discussions forever!

    But I have certain tangible fears
    that what's keeping folks distant these years
    is the absense in mind
    of a certain behind:
    We need Jeanie to repay our arrears!!!! :assskake: :p
  12. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    So all of our old missing members,
    Come back and let's stoke up the embers,
    'Cos Zel's back in town,
    And Pol's still a clown,
    And Si is a gender bender :smart:
  13. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    Here are some of our former collaborative efforts:

    The Ballad of Emmett McGee
    A Turnip's Story
    A Day In The Life Of Zel
    Should we start another???

    :D
  14. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Let's get started on another....woo hooooo !! :evil:

    So who's the vict....er i mean subject ?
  15. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Have you heard of this fellow named pol?
    I hear many a hearts he done stole! :eek:
    ______________


    :)kiss:!!)
  16. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    on advice from his lawyer
    he repaid his employer
    and now he is out on parole! :laugh: (Sorry, Bud!)

    Though the treacle-hearts are still so tempting,
  17. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    and eating a good-square-meal pre-empting
  18. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Nooooooo...not meeee :ah:
    It's Si's turn :laugh:
  19. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Pol had eaten all the pies...
  20. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    and every sweet that met his eyes,

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