Olympia, WA: Female Drummer/Percussionist needed

Discussion in 'rec.music.percussion' started by Darren, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. Robert Schuh

    Robert Schuh Guest

    Darren wrote:

    > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of 2003"...it may
    > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    > >
    > >

    >
    > Is your life really that sad?


    I'll bet yours is Skippy. Take a nap in the garage with the car running and
    help us all out. Twat,.


    --
    Robert Schuh
    "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    - Nietzsche

    "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
  2. Robert Schuh

    Robert Schuh Guest

    Darren wrote:

    > "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
    > news:wuZ_a.11497$rh1.1658@fe04.atl2.webusenet.com...
    > >
    > > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of 2003"...it

    > may
    > > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)

    > >
    > > Seconded.
    > >
    > > Oh, I almost forgot {snip} didn't want to feed spambots.
    > > Silly, silly boy.
    > >

    >
    > And there's you... the one that always chimes in, just to be part of the
    > crowd. No matter the crowd.
    >
    > Hope you get that taken care of, before it bites you.


    Eat shit Troll. Don't come into this newsgroup with a sexist comment and
    expect to get your balls licked. Speaking of getting your balls licked, pick
    up the phone and call your Dad.


    --
    Robert Schuh
    "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    - Nietzsche

    "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
  3. Robert Schuh

    Robert Schuh Guest

    Robert Schuh wrote:

    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > I'm looking for a female drummer/percussionist to start jamming with. I
    > > have a bunch of original stuff to work with and build off of. It's all my
    > > own stuff too. A mixture of styles... more progressive rock based. Music
    > > you can feel. I dunno.
    > >
    > > Anyway... I've tried a few drummers, guys... and they were too eager to
    > > just beat the crap out of their drums.. they weren't hearing the music. I
    > > need someone that plays by ear. Someone that will accentuate the music.
    > >
    > > If you're interested, please email me at, eyesofastranger at mail dot com
    > >
    > > Thanks for looking!
    > >
    > > Darren

    >
    > Well Darren,
    > You certainly have shown that you are an ignorant asshole. So only women can
    > play with sensitivity? You are an asshole. Sounds like you are just looking
    > for a piece of tail. I have $500.00 here that says old Richard is an ugly
    > little mutt with a 2" Johnson.
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh
    > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > - Nietzsche
    >
    > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa


    Sorry,
    I meant Darren has the tiny Johnson, not Richard! :)


    --
    Robert Schuh
    "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    - Nietzsche

    "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
  4. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
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    >
    > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote in message
    > news:Y_8%a.150001$o%2.64694@sccrnsc02...
    > :
    > : "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
    > : news:wuZ_a.11497$rh1.1658@fe04.atl2.webusenet.com...
    > : >
    > : > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > : > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > : > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of

    2003"...it
    > : may
    > : > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    > : >
    > : > Seconded.
    > : >
    > : > Oh, I almost forgot {snip} didn't want to feed spambots.
    > : > Silly, silly boy.
    > : >
    > :
    > :
    > : And there's you... the one that always chimes in, just to be part of the
    > : crowd. No matter the crowd.
    > :
    > : Hope you get that taken care of, before it bites you.
    > :
    >
    > You MUST have me confused with somebody else.
    >
    > Know your ROLL, bitch.
    >
    > /ramalane
    >
    > --
    > And the Lord did Party On, and after the third day, He didst
    > pass His wine from His mouth, whereupon He didst look down upon the
    > Earth and say, "Cor, don't remember eating that..."
    > -Stolen from C of Nine because it's fuckin' funny
    >
    >
    >



    Nope... pretty sure it was you. Not hard to miss sub-par intelligence
    around these parts.

    This is the last time I will waste my energy on you.

    Bye.
  5. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D43B4.A6E4E9DE@robschuh.com...
    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
    > > news:wuZ_a.11497$rh1.1658@fe04.atl2.webusenet.com...
    > > >
    > > > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > > > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of

    2003"...it
    > > may
    > > > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    > > >
    > > > Seconded.
    > > >
    > > > Oh, I almost forgot {snip} didn't want to feed spambots.
    > > > Silly, silly boy.
    > > >

    > >
    > > And there's you... the one that always chimes in, just to be part of the
    > > crowd. No matter the crowd.
    > >
    > > Hope you get that taken care of, before it bites you.

    >
    > Eat shit Troll. Don't come into this newsgroup with a sexist comment and
    > expect to get your balls licked. Speaking of getting your balls licked,

    pick
    > up the phone and call your Dad.
    >
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh
    > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > - Nietzsche
    >
    > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
    >
    >



    Sexist? Ha! What, are you disappointed about the size of your manhood? Is
    that it? Or, are you sad because I didn't pick a boy? Good fucking grief,
    why don't you go get some business?!

    Got anything else you wanna cry about? or are you going to get off your ass
    and live?

    No more energy will be wasted on you either.

    Bye.
  6. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D4358.D2DEA111@robschuh.com...
    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of 2003"...it

    may
    > > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    > > >
    > > >

    > >
    > > Is your life really that sad?

    >
    > I'll bet yours is Skippy. Take a nap in the garage with the car running

    and
    > help us all out. Twat,.
    >
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh
    > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > - Nietzsche
    >
    > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
    >
    >



    Worry about yourself.

    That is all. Move along now.

    ~
  7. Darren

    Darren Guest

    <bjacoby@users.iwaynet.net> wrote in message
    news:bhjej5$l59$1@tribune.oar.net...
    > Darren <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote:
    >
    > > The thing that's really funny, is that people are so fucked up inside
    > > themselves, that they need to look to make someone else feel bad, so

    they
    > > feel good.

    >
    > Lessee. You post some nonsense about women being more sensitive
    > drummers than men, and we call you on it and you think *we*
    > are trying to make you feel bad so that *we* can feel good?
    > Methinks you have just been hanging around way too many
    > high school drummers way too much!
    >
    > How about you listen to the advice you are getting here and
    > forget about if it pinches your oh-so-sensitive overblown
    > ego and forget about how we feel personally about you and
    > take time to actually read and understand what's been
    > said here. You have posted a very prejudicial post
    > and it shows your ignorance. Saying that didn't make me
    > feel better. What would make me feel better is for you
    > to say, "Hey, I see what you guys are saying, I'm
    > really looking for a professional drummer/percussionist
    > who plays well, has a great feel, and also responds to
    > direction." Have you said that yet? Nope. That means
    > I don't feel good about you yet!
    >
    > > Didn't work, but I hear you guys for trying. I suppose imp's can't help
    > > what they do.

    >
    > Hey any time. And as for your wife, maybe you should ASK her
    > if she'd like that three-way. Sometimes women can surprise you!
    >
    > :)
    >
    > Benj
    > --
    > SPAM-Guard! Remove .users (if present) to email me!




    First... I've already asked her. Before we were married even. She asked if
    I had any fantasies and I told her, "Yeah. You and another woman, with me."
    She doesn't want to share me. :-/ Second... wtf are you even doing,
    opening a thread that says they are looking for a female??? You got
    something you'd like to share with your group? Third... my IQ is somewhere
    between 129 and 138. (multiple tests/multiple scores) My brain has no
    problem thinking. Therefore, if I decide to say something, it's what I have
    experienced and I'm painting a picture for the drummer/percussionist, hoping
    they have the mental ability to decide if they are or are not, what I am
    looking for. How am I wrong for that? If what I said hurt, maybe you might
    wanna change a few things about yourself? If it didn't, you have no reason
    to take offense to it. Unless of course, if you just have something to
    prove to your pals here, I dunno?

    Either way, I won't be wasting any more energy on you as well.

    Have a good life. I hope you figure it out soon.

    Peace not pieces.
  8. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D4A02.40A7CC04@robschuh.com...
    > Robert Schuh wrote:
    >
    > > Darren wrote:
    > >
    > > > I'm looking for a female drummer/percussionist to start jamming with.

    I
    > > > have a bunch of original stuff to work with and build off of. It's

    all my
    > > > own stuff too. A mixture of styles... more progressive rock based.

    Music
    > > > you can feel. I dunno.
    > > >
    > > > Anyway... I've tried a few drummers, guys... and they were too eager

    to
    > > > just beat the crap out of their drums.. they weren't hearing the

    music. I
    > > > need someone that plays by ear. Someone that will accentuate the

    music.
    > > >
    > > > If you're interested, please email me at, eyesofastranger at mail dot

    com
    > > >
    > > > Thanks for looking!
    > > >
    > > > Darren

    > >
    > > Well Darren,
    > > You certainly have shown that you are an ignorant asshole. So only women

    can
    > > play with sensitivity? You are an asshole. Sounds like you are just

    looking
    > > for a piece of tail. I have $500.00 here that says old Richard is an

    ugly
    > > little mutt with a 2" Johnson.
    > >
    > > --
    > > Robert Schuh
    > > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > > - Nietzsche
    > >
    > > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa

    >
    > Sorry,
    > I meant Darren has the tiny Johnson, not Richard! :)
    >
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh



    Dude... you just have no idea, do you?

    *Shakes head and laughs at the thought of someone so clueless - but then
    feels sorry for him, as any decent soul would*

    Buh bye now.
  9. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D426E.D4A5DBC6@robschuh.com...
    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > I'm looking for a female drummer/percussionist to start jamming with. I
    > > have a bunch of original stuff to work with and build off of. It's all

    my
    > > own stuff too. A mixture of styles... more progressive rock based.

    Music
    > > you can feel. I dunno.
    > >
    > > Anyway... I've tried a few drummers, guys... and they were too eager to
    > > just beat the crap out of their drums.. they weren't hearing the music.

    I
    > > need someone that plays by ear. Someone that will accentuate the music.
    > >
    > > If you're interested, please email me at, eyesofastranger at mail dot

    com
    > >
    > > Thanks for looking!
    > >
    > > Darren

    >
    > Well Darren,
    > You certainly have shown that you are an ignorant asshole. So only women

    can
    > play with sensitivity? You are an asshole. Sounds like you are just

    looking
    > for a piece of tail. I have $500.00 here that says old Richard is an ugly
    > little mutt with a 2" Johnson.
    >
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh
    > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > - Nietzsche
    >
    > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
    >
    >



    See below reply.
  10. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D426E.D4A5DBC6@robschuh.com...
    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > I'm looking for a female drummer/percussionist to start jamming with. I
    > > have a bunch of original stuff to work with and build off of. It's all

    my
    > > own stuff too. A mixture of styles... more progressive rock based.

    Music
    > > you can feel. I dunno.
    > >
    > > Anyway... I've tried a few drummers, guys... and they were too eager to
    > > just beat the crap out of their drums.. they weren't hearing the music.

    I
    > > need someone that plays by ear. Someone that will accentuate the music.
    > >
    > > If you're interested, please email me at, eyesofastranger at mail dot

    com
    > >
    > > Thanks for looking!
    > >
    > > Darren

    >
    > Well Darren,
    > You certainly have shown that you are an ignorant asshole. So only women

    can
    > play with sensitivity? You are an asshole. Sounds like you are just

    looking
    > for a piece of tail. I have $500.00 here that says old Richard is an ugly
    > little mutt with a 2" Johnson.
    >
    >
    > --
    > Robert Schuh
    > "Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and
    > intimidates the neighbour is henceforth called evil; and
    > the fair, modest, submissive and conforming mentality,
    > the mediocrity of desires attains moral designations and honors"
    > - Nietzsche
    >
    > "The meek shall inherit nothing" - Zappa
    >
    >



    Make that bet and a fool and his money will soon part. ;-)
  11. ramalane

    ramalane Guest

    "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote in message
    news:ZNc%a.123239$Oz4.25367@rwcrnsc54...
    :
    : "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
    : news:g8a%a.1118$Q_.532@fe03.atl2.webusenet.com...
    : >
    : > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote in message
    : > news:Y_8%a.150001$o%2.64694@sccrnsc02...
    : > :
    : > : "ramalane" <ramalane@ramalaneTINR.com> wrote in message
    : > : news:wuZ_a.11497$rh1.1658@fe04.atl2.webusenet.com...
    : > : >
    : > : > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    : > : > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    : > : > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of
    : 2003"...it
    : > : may
    : > : > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    : > : >
    : > : > Seconded.
    : > : >
    : > : > Oh, I almost forgot {snip} didn't want to feed spambots.
    : > : > Silly, silly boy.
    : > : >
    : > :
    : > :
    : > : And there's you... the one that always chimes in, just to be part of
    the
    : > : crowd. No matter the crowd.
    : > :
    : > : Hope you get that taken care of, before it bites you.
    : > :
    : >
    : > You MUST have me confused with somebody else.
    : >
    : > Know your ROLL, bitch.
    : >
    : > /ramalane
    : >
    : > --
    : > And the Lord did Party On, and after the third day, He didst
    : > pass His wine from His mouth, whereupon He didst look down upon the
    : > Earth and say, "Cor, don't remember eating that..."
    : > -Stolen from C of Nine because it's fuckin' funny
    : >
    : >
    : >
    :
    :
    : Nope... pretty sure it was you. Not hard to miss sub-par intelligence
    : around these parts.

    Liar.

    :
    : This is the last time I will waste my energy on you.

    Liar.

    /ramalane

    --
    +++alt.2600/#hack FAQ (by The Voyager)+++
    http://www.hackfaq.org
  12. "Robert Schuh" <rob@robschuh.com> wrote in message
    news:3F3D4358.D2DEA111@robschuh.com...
    > Darren wrote:
    >
    > > "JR Richley" <drumfinder@ameritech.net> wrote in message
    > > news:yvZ_a.25417$Vx2.11340555@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com...
    > > > i'm nominating this post for "most rediculous RMMP post of 2003"...it

    may
    > > > not win, but i'm sure it's a strong contender! :)
    > > >
    > > >

    > >
    > > Is your life really that sad?

    >
    > I'll bet yours is Skippy. Take a nap in the garage with the car running

    and
    > help us all out. Twat,.


    You know, Schuh, I betcha dollars to donuts that if we ever met in person,
    you'd shake like I was a goon you owed money to.
  13. joem

    joem Guest

    Da Parrot-chick wanted everyone in rec.music.makers.percussion to know that
    > I betcha dollars to donuts


    "mmmmm....donuts."

    --
    Joe.

    "you're an electronic girl...i'm a rock guy...i don't think we have a
    chance." - storm&stress
  14. -MIKE-

    -MIKE- Guest

    >> ROTFL!!!!! My god, you're killing me here...... RMMP is a funny
    >> place.....! :)
    >>
    >> Nir Brener.
    >>
    >>
    >> >There are much easier ways to find a girlfriend. :)
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >-MIKE-

    >>
    >>
    >> -----------------------------------
    >> Nir Brener, an 18 years old drummer from Israel.

    >
    >
    >
    > The thing that's really funny, is that people are so fucked up inside
    > themselves, that they need to look to make someone else feel bad, so they
    > feel good.
    >
    > Didn't work, but I hear you guys for trying. I suppose imp's can't help
    > what they do.
    >
    >


    Darren, relax. We joke around. You're new here. You're taking it
    too seriously.

    Now, are you *sure* it's all the drummers who have the problem and
    not you? :) [see? like that, there]


    -MIKE-

    --
    http://mikedrums.com
    mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply
  15. Darren

    Darren Guest

    >
    > Darren, relax. We joke around. You're new here. You're taking it
    > too seriously.
    >
    > Now, are you *sure* it's all the drummers who have the problem and
    > not you? :) [see? like that, there]
    >
    >
    > -MIKE-
    >
    > --
    > http://mikedrums.com
    > mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    > ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply



    I hear ya man... it's just that I gave up joking around like that, when I
    was in jr high school. I'm 35 now. Sure I can still have fun... but not at
    the expense of other's affairs. (affairs - ha! - just adds to the case that
    I was looking for a girlfriend, eh?) ;-)

    As for the last part of your joking around... yes, I'm sure it IS me. :)
    But it's not a problem, it's just that I play different. And I never said
    all male drummers. Just the one's that I've tried. ;-)

    Enjoy your day.

    Darren
  16. -MIKE-

    -MIKE- Guest

    "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote:

    > I hear ya man... it's just that I gave up joking around like that, when I
    > was in jr high school. I'm 35 now.



    Well, this *is* a drummers' newsgroup, you know? :)


    -MIKE-

    --
    http://mikedrums.com
    mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply
  17. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "-MIKE-" <mike@mikedrumsDOT.com> wrote in message
    news:QIicnSi7LaGiYt2iXTWJkA@comcast.com...
    > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote:
    >
    > > I hear ya man... it's just that I gave up joking around like that, when

    I
    > > was in jr high school. I'm 35 now.

    >
    >
    > Well, this *is* a drummers' newsgroup, you know? :)
    >
    >
    > -MIKE-
    >
    > --
    > http://mikedrums.com
    > mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    > ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply
    >


    So it is. So it is. :)
  18. "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote in message
    news:nP90b.181731$o%2.87852@sccrnsc02...
    >
    > "-MIKE-" <mike@mikedrumsDOT.com> wrote in message
    > news:QIicnSi7LaGiYt2iXTWJkA@comcast.com...
    > > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote:
    > >
    > > > I hear ya man... it's just that I gave up joking around like that,

    when
    > I
    > > > was in jr high school. I'm 35 now.

    > >
    > >
    > > Well, this *is* a drummers' newsgroup, you know? :)
    > >
    > >
    > > -MIKE-
    > >
    > > --
    > > http://mikedrums.com
    > > mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    > > ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply
    > >

    >
    > So it is. So it is. :)


    Drummers don't trade their sense of respect and dignity when they pick up a
    floor tom and sticks.
  19. John P.

    John P. Guest

    "Da Parrot-chick" <just@sk.me> wrote in a message

    > Drummers don't trade their sense of respect and dignity when they pick up

    a
    > floor tom and sticks.


    Oddly enough, that is *exactly* what I had to trade for my floor tom and
    sticks! :-O
  20. Darren

    Darren Guest

    "Da Parrot-chick" <just@sk.me> wrote in message
    news:IZe0b.575$xD6.351@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
    >
    > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote in message
    > news:nP90b.181731$o%2.87852@sccrnsc02...
    > >
    > > "-MIKE-" <mike@mikedrumsDOT.com> wrote in message
    > > news:QIicnSi7LaGiYt2iXTWJkA@comcast.com...
    > > > "Darren" <not.feeding.sp@m-bots.sorry> wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > I hear ya man... it's just that I gave up joking around like that,

    > when
    > > I
    > > > > was in jr high school. I'm 35 now.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Well, this *is* a drummers' newsgroup, you know? :)
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > -MIKE-
    > > >
    > > > --
    > > > http://mikedrums.com
    > > > mike@mikedrumsDOT.com
    > > > ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply
    > > >

    > >
    > > So it is. So it is. :)

    >
    > Drummers don't trade their sense of respect and dignity when they pick up

    a
    > floor tom and sticks.
    >
    >


    I've never for a second, thought that you'd lost either.

    Enjoy your evening.

    *turns on his Marshall and goes back to playing guitar*

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