ot: women drivers

Discussion in 'rec.music.percussion' started by nick amoroso, Aug 23, 2003.

  1. nick amoroso

    nick amoroso Guest

    courtesy of paul mason:

    This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman
    in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view
    mirror putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over
    in my lane, still working on that makeup.

    As a man, I don't scare easily but she scared me so much; I dropped my electric
    shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In the confusion of
    trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
    knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
    legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked
    my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    Damn women drivers!

    peace,
    :nick amoroso:
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  2. nick amoroso <soulbelly@aol.comical> wrote:

    > Damn women drivers!


    Yeah, funny story Nick (or should be all be PC and rag on
    you for posting sexist jokes)

    But I swear the truth is that something has happened
    to women drivers. It's not just me whose noticed this
    either. I mean somehow they gotten more agressive and
    jerky than men! I don't know how many times lately
    I had some driver cut me off or do something truly
    stupid cutting in and out of traffic and I've flipped
    them the bird only to quickly discover that it's
    some sweet little soccer mom driving that huge pickup
    on the receiving end of my bird!

    I think perhaps NOW has done thier job too well!

    Benj

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  3. Joey Furr

    Joey Furr Guest

    I saw a woman ahead of me and I couldn't figure out WHAT was going on. Her
    head was changing shape continuously. I finally saw that she must have had a
    DC-->AC converter, because she was drying her hair with a hair dryer.

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    <bjacoby@users.iwaynet.net> wrote in message
    news:bi6p7c$gdt$2@tribune.oar.net...
    > nick amoroso <soulbelly@aol.comical> wrote:
    >
    > > Damn women drivers!

    >
    > Yeah, funny story Nick (or should be all be PC and rag on
    > you for posting sexist jokes)
    >
    > But I swear the truth is that something has happened
    > to women drivers. It's not just me whose noticed this
    > either. I mean somehow they gotten more agressive and
    > jerky than men! I don't know how many times lately
    > I had some driver cut me off or do something truly
    > stupid cutting in and out of traffic and I've flipped
    > them the bird only to quickly discover that it's
    > some sweet little soccer mom driving that huge pickup
    > on the receiving end of my bird!
    >
    > I think perhaps NOW has done thier job too well!
    >
    > Benj
    >
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  4. Adam

    Adam Guest

    nick amoroso (soulbelly@aol.comICAL) wrote:

    <snip>
    My own female driver story (entirely true). A couple of years ago I
    was driving along a dual carriageway and came to a stop at some
    traffic lights (like you do). I glanced over at the car next to me
    (like you do), and noticed that the female driver was talking on a
    mobile phone (cell phone), smoking a cigarette, and drinking from a
    can of diet coke. Further inspection showed that the car was a
    driving school car, and the lady driving was a driving instructor
    on the way to pick up her next pupil.
    Nothing like setting a good example.


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