Parody to Don't Let Me Get Me-Barbie Off The Shelves, by the Unacceptables

Always wins first place, She supports the team She always wears shoes so her socks are always

Clean

Kenneth dated her, young girls hated her

She was never in a fight cuz she is always right

Everyday she looks into her plastic mirror

Looks at the loser starin' back at her

She's a hazard to my health

Don't let me buy her

She is my worst enemy

Its bad when you annoy yourself

She's irritating

Don't wanna buy her friends no more

Take Barbie off the shelves

Take Barbie off the shelves, yeah

She went to the Beauty Boutique to look like a star,

Hair Square, Nail Place, and the Beauty Bar

At the Fashion Stop, she looked horrendous

She's so ugly, that just ain't me

Barbie, Barbie throw away your plastic mirror

And put on those ugly heart sunglasses

She's a hazard to my health

Dont let me buy her

She is my worst enemy

Its bad when you annoy yourself

She's irritating

Don't wanna buy her friends no more

Take Barbie off the shelves

Don't let me buy her Yeah don't let me

She is my worst enemy ooh

Its bad when you annoy yourself

She's irritating

Don't wanna buy her friends no more

Take Barbie off the shelves

Barbie, Barbie throw away your plastic mirror

And put on those ugly heart sunglasses

Don't let me buy her

She's a hazard to my health

Don't let me buy her

She is my worst enemy

Its bad when you annoy yourself (yourself)

She's irritating (she's irritating)

Don't wanna buy her friends no more

Take Barbie off the shelves



Don't let me buy her Don't let don't let don't let me buy her

She is my worst enemy

Its bad when you annoy yourself

She's irritating

Don't wanna buy her friends no more

Take Barbie off the shelves