Always wins first place, She supports the team She always wears shoes so her socks are always Clean Kenneth dated her, young girls hated her She was never in a fight cuz she is always right Everyday she looks into her plastic mirror Looks at the loser starin' back at her She's a hazard to my health Don't let me buy her She is my worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself She's irritating Don't wanna buy her friends no more Take Barbie off the shelves Take Barbie off the shelves, yeah She went to the Beauty Boutique to look like a star, Hair Square, Nail Place, and the Beauty Bar At the Fashion Stop, she looked horrendous She's so ugly, that just ain't me Barbie, Barbie throw away your plastic mirror And put on those ugly heart sunglasses She's a hazard to my health Dont let me buy her She is my worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself She's irritating Don't wanna buy her friends no more Take Barbie off the shelves Don't let me buy her Yeah don't let me She is my worst enemy ooh Its bad when you annoy yourself She's irritating Don't wanna buy her friends no more Take Barbie off the shelves Barbie, Barbie throw away your plastic mirror And put on those ugly heart sunglasses Don't let me buy her She's a hazard to my health Don't let me buy her She is my worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself (yourself) She's irritating (she's irritating) Don't wanna buy her friends no more Take Barbie off the shelves Don't let me buy her Don't let don't let don't let me buy her She is my worst enemy Its bad when you annoy yourself She's irritating Don't wanna buy her friends no more Take Barbie off the shelves