parody to invisible by clay aiken

Discussion in 'Lyrics' started by alimoomarr, Aug 29, 2004.

  1. alimoomarr

    alimoomarr New Member

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    What's he drinkin' tonight

    I think he should be a fly on your wall

    Is he really alone

    Still in the bar

    Why can't he drink you into his life (Oh Mailman)

    What would it take to make him see that beer is bad

    If beer was invisible (invisible invisible)

    Then he could just stay sober all night

    If he was invincible

    He might have a girlfriend by now

    If we were unbreakable

    Then we could just be right where he stands

    He would be just Mailman

    If beer was invisible

    (But Wait..he's already drunk)

    I saw his face in the crowd

    I called "Mailman"

    He don't hear a sound

    He has wobbly steps

    Each move that he makes

    He is poorly flunkin' the alcohol test (Oh Mailman)

    Wish he could stop drinking that beer.....



    If beer was invisible (invisible)

    Then he could just stay sober all night

    If he was invincible

    He might have a girlfriend by now

    If we were unbreakable

    Then we could just be right where he stands

    He would be just Mailman

    If beer was invisible

    (Wait..he's already drunk)

    Stay sober all night (invisible)

    Stay sober all night

    I reach out

    But he don't even see me (No he don't No he don't)

    Even when I'm screaming

    Mailman, you don't hear me (you don't hear me)

    You are nothing without beer

    Just a freak that we all fear...

    invisible invisible invisible.......

    If beer was invisible (oooooooooooooooh)

    Then he could just stay sober all night

    If he was invincible

    He might have a girlfriend by now (a girlfriend by now)

    If we were unbreakable (oh oooooh)

    Then we could just be right where he stands

    He would be just Mailman

    If beer was invisible

    He'd stay sober all night

    If beer was invisible

    He'd have a girlfriend by now

    If beer was invisible

    He'd have a girlfriend by now

    If beer was invisible

    He'd have a girlfriend by now

    If beer was invisible
  2. tlknfool

    tlknfool New Member

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    you've done it again....do you have like a book full of these or something?
  3. shadowscythe

    shadowscythe New Member

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    This is great! I was always a little freaked out at this song.

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