Re: Casino Of Doom: A Jarl Sigurd Classic

Discussion in 'rec.music.guitar' started by yousuck@guitar.com, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. On 15 Jul 2003 15:53:05 -0700, borje@mailandnews.com (Borje
    Hammerstrom) wrote:

    Guitar solos? Is that what those were? I thought was the sound of
    projectile diarrhea being recorded! Thank you for straightening it out
    for me.

    Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    should be illegal for this person to even own a guitar!



    >
    >EVERYBODY knows that those are not the REAL lyrics of the Jarl Sigurd
    >classic, Casino Of Doom. It is one of Vitaminic's MOST DOWNLOADED
    >songs ever!
    >
    >Here are the real lyrics:
    >
    >Guitar licks of Doom
    >Walk away from the tables
    >and Jarl is a loser,
    >those who said Jarl sucks
    >will be proven right.
    >Stay behind at the tables
    >await your ear infection,
    >maybe Jarl will trip on his face
    >and prove he never could play!
    >
    >(5 really bad guitar solos)
    >
    >Observe the laugh of Jarl's audience
    >truly they have never heard anything so bad
    >because Jarl works so hard
    >to make diarrhea sounds from his guitar.
    >Observe Jarl in the mirror
    >look how stinking fat Jarl sees he is,
    >have Jarl's Big Mac eatin' ways
    >left him fat?
    >
    >(5 more really bad guitar solos)
    >
    >
    >Check out some other hideous classics from Mr Sigurd:
    >
    >http://stage.vitaminic.nl/main/jarlsigurd/all_tracks/
    >
    >Mr Sigurd's return is fast approaching, & Mr Sigurd intends to
    >DOMINATE the guitar ngs even more so than 1999-2001 Mr Sigurd will
    >DOMINATE & RULE like no other. This time Mr Sigurd will go for the
    >JUGULAR of his enemies & his so-called "competition<LOL>"
  2. <yousuck@guitar.com> wrote

    > Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    > should be illegal for this person to even own a guitar!


    In Georgia, it is.

    --
    Toucan
    "I could never force
    A Three-Legged Cat
    To do anything like that
    To do anything like that"
  3. > Hammerstrom) wrote:
    >
    > Guitar solos? Is that what those were? I thought was the sound of
    > projectile diarrhea being recorded! Thank you for straightening it out
    > for me.
    >
    > Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    > should be illegal for this person to even own a >guitar!




    Jarl is kinda like a super hero but without any powers. Just a guy running
    around in tights and a cape.
  4. In article <FeT4b.36549$Vx2.16104793@newssvr28.news.prodigy.com>,
    "David Cochran" <d_cochran@NOSPAMsbcglobal.net> wrote:

    > > Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    > > should be illegal for this person to even own a >guitar!

    >
    > Jarl is kinda like a super hero but without any powers. Just a guy running
    > around in tights and a cape.


    I'd say more like a super-villian without powers - he's the musical
    equivalent of Kite-Man :)

    --
    Dan Dreibelbis, Guitar Nerd - Better Living Through Home Recording
    song #5 - "Cranked Old Man" - now available
    http://www.mp3.com/dan_dreibelbis
  5. howldog

    howldog Guest

    On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:21:09 -0500, "Don't forget to bring a TOWEL!"
    <touscan4kin@com-diddley-castaway.net> wrote:

    ><yousuck@guitar.com> wrote
    >
    >> Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    >> should be illegal for this person to even own a guitar!

    >
    >In Georgia, it is.



    unless it can be shaved. then it's legal.
  6. Nash

    Nash Guest

    On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 12:37:02 -0400, howldog
    <howldogAINTNOSPAMMAGNET@yahoo.com> spewed forth:

    >On Mon, 1 Sep 2003 20:21:09 -0500, "Don't forget to bring a TOWEL!"
    ><touscan4kin@com-diddley-castaway.net> wrote:
    >
    >><yousuck@guitar.com> wrote
    >>
    >>> Lets face facts, Jarl sucks. Suck is actually an understatement. It
    >>> should be illegal for this person to even own a guitar!

    >>
    >>In Georgia, it is.

    >
    >
    >unless it can be shaved. then it's legal.
    >
    >
    >
    >

    Stop posting like a moron or you will be reported.
  7. howldog

    howldog Guest

    On Tue, 02 Sep 2003 10:43:54 -0600, Nash <im@urhouse.com> wrote:


    >>

    >Stop posting like a moron or you will be reported.



    wow, lookit the crossposting.

    it always brings out the worst trolls.

    you wonderful people can report me to your hearts content.

    enjoy!

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