The Dead Parrot

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  1. Snowdragon

    Snowdragon New Member

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    "I know a dead parrot when I see one and I'm looking at one right now"

    The endless humour of Monty Python....

    "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

    THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

    Now.... how many ways can we possibly say the darn bird is dead? I think about the only one they didn't say was "this parrot is 9 feet under" Can anyone beat "This is an ex-parrot"?

    *shuffles back to her recorded Monty Python shows...*
  2. M.O.T.E.

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    This is an dead parrot not carrot, please stop trying to par the parrot...his dead you know.
  3. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    This is a former parrot !
  4. Felida

    Felida Sex Kitten

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    "This parrot is now worm fodder ! His lights have gone out and there's nobody home, he's more extinct than the proverbial dodo ! This parrot is taking admission fees at the pearly gates. The batteries are dead and cannot be recharged ! He's been stuffed, roasted and served up on a platter. He no longer flies this planet .. he's a goner .. he's ex┬Ěscinded, exsanguinated and completely mummified !!"
  5. Felida

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    .... and further more ... he's dead in the water, inanimate, inert , deceased, departed and lifeless .. out of play !
  6. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    I think that covers just about everything Felida !
  7. Felida

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    *lol* I bet not .. there are many many devious minds on this board .. someone will think of something !
  8. Snowdragon

    Snowdragon New Member

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    That was pretty darn good Felida! You should write neo-Monty Python sketches ^_^

    "This parrot is invested with maggots. He is no more alive than the fire we could use to cook him. He has been delt the card of death and played out the end of life. He is permanently deceased"

    Eh, it's too early in the day to be too creative :)
  9. Felida

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    *grinning* TY Snowdragon .. see I knew somebody would think of some more !

    This darn parrot is stone cold, pumped full of lead, his wings have been clipped beyond redemption, his ghast is flabbered, he's taken his last ride down the highway, he's been hung, drawn and quartered, walked the plank and now resides in Davey Jone's locker !

    He's been where the devil says goodnight, visited the other side of the rainbow, and been clamped inside the iron Maiden !
  10. Snowdragon

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    I think you've beat us all on the creativity plain, Felida. My attempt....

    This parrot is deadweight to be thrown overboard. It is a rock at the bottom of the ocean for the little fish to poke. It should be residing permanently in a dumpster! It's flapped for the last time and fallen to the ground. It has been ground to a pulp and scrapped off the sidewalk with a little silver spoon. It has been cremated, canned, and placed on the mantle!
  11. Felida

    Felida Sex Kitten

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    aha .. Excellent !

    *thinks*

    This is one pulverised parrot, he's been through the the juicer, steamrollered flatter than a pancake, been ground to a pulp, sifted through a sieve, skewered through, run over hot coals and been burnt to a cinder !
  12. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    What have you got against parrots Felida ??
    Jesus, even the nazi's couldn't have come up with some of those tortures !
  13. Felida

    Felida Sex Kitten

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    *lmao*

    I don't have anything against parrots ! I think they're cute .. I was just following snowdragons challenge ... to try and think up more ways than Monthy Python did in one of their comic sketches to say that the parrot in question was decidedly dead !
  14. Snowdragon

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    *ponders*

    This parrot has imploded, burst from high blood pressure, fallen with no hope of getting up. Its spirit has escaped, leaving only it's stench. It has fluffed it's last feather, squeaked it's last squak, and flown to it's final resting place. It's life has been cut off, nipped at the bud, and snapped in two. This parrot has left the building!
  15. Ladida

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    I love parrots! How can you NOT love parrots. But then again i am a girl and i love practically every animal EXCEPT the COCKROACH

    *eew* *shudder*
  16. Snowdragon

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    Well, if you can't bear to see us bash parrots, you can pretend we are bashing cockroaches :) We are just having some fun elaborating on Monty Python's Dead Parrot Skit ^_^
  17. ez_tiger

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    poor little parrot, *holds ceremony and forgets to invite Snowdragon and Felida*
  18. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Snowdragon you're just as bad.....you've got a twisted mind mate...lol
  19. Peachy Peach

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    dead parrot

    why is the parrot dead?

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  20. Peachy Peach

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    the parrot sleeps forever

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