The first signs of Insanity...

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  1. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    The First Signs Of Insanity Are:----- (and this is true)

    Hairs on the palm of your hand
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    Second sign...
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    Considering looking for them (did you?)
    Last edited: Oct 2, 2002
  2. Ralph'e'

    Ralph'e' www.ralphe.tk

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    phew---- my palms r hairless.. things r looking up :thumbsup:
  3. Raven

    Raven New Member

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    Rumor has it that people who can lick their own elbow are also insane
  4. lostdave

    lostdave 'EVIL' Mod

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    People that TRY to lick their own elbows aren't much better...

    More to the point...WHY would you want to lick your own elbows:?:

    Dave
  5. Nyxan

    Nyxan It wont hurt for long Staff Member Moderator

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    Actually trying to count the hairs on you palm would be insane
  6. Ralph'e'

    Ralph'e' www.ralphe.tk

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    ladies, try to get ur 2 elbows to touch behind ur back ;)
  7. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    Personally, I'm not interested in ladies who can get their elbows to touch behind their back.....

    ......but if they get their feet to touch behind the back of their neck... now we're talking.

    But this has nothing to do with insanity, just a fetish.
  8. Raven

    Raven New Member

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    Gandalf, That's just weird
  9. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    I dunno, let me picture it...................gotta go:calls for wife:
  10. KingXII

    KingXII S MOD

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    hmm maybe merlin suduced his wife with his magic so maybe she can actually get her feet to touch the back of her neck.
  11. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    Thats a powerful magic wand he has there, what?

    I also admire ladies who can do the splits. Saw one lady do it just a few days ago on a pub dance floor. Have to admit... It made me whince and cross my legs though.

    Lucky she didn't leave a wet spot... sorry, just thinking of some comments in the "Love is..' thread.
  12. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    gandalf, us wizards truly do think along the same lines. My wife(looks over shoulder) can do the splits sideways, she was showing my brother-in-laws's kids(our nieces obviously).........goddam, my wife just walked up behind me, scared the shit out of me!!!and every time i clicked up the page to hide what i'm typing, i get 'feet behind head',etc........christ, and again.where's my privacy?????
    anyway, my brother-in-law ...aawwe, christ, i give up...
    finally,she's gone outside
    anyway, my brother-in-law walked in and nearly fell over backwards............doesn't sound so funny now
  13. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    Oh, I dunno Merlin, I'm sitting here cracking up.... still funny.

    I love these boards.

    Doing the splits sideways. Wow!. Did you say you are involved in a band?. You'll have to arrange a show.... and include your wifes party act. Sometimes in the bands I organise, I arrange for the guys to 'clown around' a bit, just to give the audience a giggle as well as good music.

    Cheers
  14. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    Gandalf, you manage bands, or just work as an agent. I'm solo now, doin it myself
  15. Spealtrong

    Spealtrong New Member

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    peresonally i think that reply to this post means ur insane. oops
  16. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    Spealtrong, do you think I'm mad????
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  17. Gandalf

    Gandalf MIDI Sorcerer

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    Hi Merlin,

    I'm not doing my real job now. Haven't been for ages. So I organise bands (for 3-month contracts) sometimes and also some one-night bands for functions (should be some coming up soon).

    I'm thinking of putting together another band this week. I met a pub owner last week and he asked me for a proposal. He's a real stingy though.

    I'm not sure I do this for the money (which is small) or 'cos I enjoy supporting the bands with music AND..... also get the chance to jam with them (unpaid of course).

    I'm just a P*ss-head Singer really.

    Cheers
  18. Nyxan

    Nyxan It wont hurt for long Staff Member Moderator

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    saw two girls do the splits at the same time recently at a gig we were playing at.-----God I wish they still had glass dancefloors--lol
  19. The Keeper

    The Keeper The Keeper

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    xayissa, at last, you are 'one with us'. Nice colour. -----need a stage under the glass dancefloor, wot
  20. dstruct2k

    dstruct2k New Member

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    To be insane.... Ahh! Something I know very well! I guess I have had many enounters with insanity on this long journey called life. ::wakes up:: Woah! Where'd that come from? I sounded... strange... Not at all like me, anyways. :thumbsup: Ok, well, I'm gonna go back to sleep now... Good night....

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