Warzone 2 : The Final Insult

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Pol, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    You Si are a girly voiced, 10 pie eating, tutu wearing pansy.

    You are a lamentably fiendish onanist and a malingering, odiously suffocating invidious invective from an impudent backwater of Cornhole...i mean Cornwall.

    You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of clues if you smeared your body in musk and did the clue mating dance.

    When you step on a weighing scales it reads "To be continued!"

    You sir are a mental midget with an intellect rivaled only by the Village Idiot's dimmer brother with a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order.

    Your posts are an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you :D

    If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. :evil: :lmao:

    Bring it onnnnnnnn !!!
  2. vbrio

    vbrio Lavander Lassie Staff Member Moderator

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    how eloquent of you pol ;)

    *grabs a bag of chips and drink....and waits for things to heat up..or the drama to unfold
  3. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Oh it'll heat up no mistake vb....i think ol' Si will be back with something BIG...and probably extremely abusive towards moi :smart:
  4. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    *brings hard hats for VBs and self* Here VB, you'd better wear some protection... lol
    *sits in a corner and waits for Si to show up* I wouldn't miss this for the world! :D
  5. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Hmmm....I'll be back........ ;)
  6. vbrio

    vbrio Lavander Lassie Staff Member Moderator

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    *places hard hat on head and patiently waits with lu*

    i guess si is doing research huh...;)
  7. * réprouvé *

    * réprouvé * What She Said Staff Member Super Mod

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    :ah: *Runs back out of thread again* :exasper: I'm sceered :OHNO:
  8. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    :gee:

    There isn't much left for us to do while we wait... :shifty:

    :idea:

    I think some betting is in order! :smart:
  9. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    You guys could always fight amongst yourselves while you're waiting...this isn't just for me and Si...it's a Warzone !!
  10. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    Fight amongst ourselves?!? :ah:

    Blasphemy!!! :eek:

    *turns to leave and accidentally slaps Pol with smelly dead fish... again* [​IMG] :p

    Oops! Sorry... :)
  11. vbrio

    vbrio Lavander Lassie Staff Member Moderator

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    poor fishies.....oh well...atleast they are put to good use..ne ;)

    hmm...that betting can keep us occupied..so what are the stakes? :p
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2007
  12. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Okay kids, avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Pol. I mean his mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it!

    Actually that’s not fair, I don't think you are a fool Pol, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? And I heard you got a brain transplant but the brain rejected you so I guess you shouldn’t let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own!

    I also heard that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

    But when all’s said and done, there was something about you that I liked…… but you spent it….;) :laugh:
  13. Si

    Si Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Come on girls, play the game... ;)
  14. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    :gee:

    Mud fight... anyone? :smart:

    lol lol lol
  15. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Si ol’ bud, let me begin by saying you’re a preposterously myopic muppet and a narcissistic, sheep-molesting conglomerate of intellectual constipation. You aspire to become a deucedly fiendish misdemeanant and a primitive, all-defiling glob of grease, a veritable coma-inducing presumptious perjorative prattler.

    As I’m a gentleman, I was going to let you have the last word but have now come to the decision that you are a reprobate of Biblical proportions and a decadent, gossip-mongering tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey. Rumour has it your dragon breath is so bad that your teeth duck when you exhale. Let me finish by saying you’re a pole-smoking, chicken-humping, latex-wearing, toenail-sucking, earlobe-nibbling, mushy brained masked gimp ! . Did I miss anything ?? :p :moon:
  16. Pol

    Pol Stuck on the M1 <img src="images/smilies/shakehead Staff Member Super Mod

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    Why so quiet girls ??...me and Si can't keep this up much longer :)

    *psssst Hey Lu*...could've sworn i heard vb callin' ya a plonker the other day.....just sayin'..........:eekout:
  17. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    She did? Called me what??? Plonker?!? :damn: *goes check the dictionary* :eek:
    Then this is war!!! VBs go get your pillow and brace yourself for impact!

    [​IMG]

    lol lol lol
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    * réprouvé * What She Said Staff Member Super Mod

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    Oh and out come the Mom jokes..... :exasper:

    Your Mom was so fat at school, in class she sat next to EVERYBODY
  19. vbrio

    vbrio Lavander Lassie Staff Member Moderator

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    hmmmm...i see pol's been spreading rumours again huh....:damn: :exasper:

    oh...lu could you wait a bit for that pillow fight...i just need to teach someone a lesson

    *goes to the bath...fixes pipes....makes sure that the "BAGOONG"..is fully stocked*

    ohhhh pol...your bath's ready :evil: :evil: :evil:
  20. Luiza*Cunha

    Luiza*Cunha Charmed Trainee with Goa'uld inside! Staff Member Super Mod

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    Take your time, dearest! :)
    Maybe then we should involve him in our fight... :smart:

    [​IMG]

    ...that is, if his smell is not too bad... lol lol

    :evil: :evil: :evil:

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