Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by silvers10, Aug 8, 2003.
:wow: MD, you are ILLEGALLY gorgeous! You should be arrested, girl!
*worries about Si's health*
thanks vbrio, Pol and Luiza
hehe well I don't think it was me but it was one wild night
uh-oh i better put on a disguise quick...
Um... the look on my face was something like this ....
lol lol lol
...and then, this:
Wow MD that pic is stunning!!! :wow: You really are gorgeous
Careful putting that up in here though....I see Si has already collapsed lol
I think you went a little overboard on the punishment there MD....i can't find a pulse....i think he's brown bread !
Don't just stand there! Call the paramedics!
As I am the Paramedic I guess I better revive myself.....
I always thought you were good but I never dreamed you were THAT good! :wow: lol
Well there ya go....apparently he's a necromancer too
Is there no end to this mans talents :gee:
oh no! I would never harm such a darling!
alright Si, no more pictures
What??? Now I'm sure you're really trying to kill the poor darling! :exasper:
he's no good to me unconscious! :smart:
:gee: Maybe a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation will help... :smart: ...or not. :shifty:
Be quicker just to shoot him....jaysus !!
:lmao: Damn you're :evil:
I knew it... :exasper: They always fall for the badass type... :rolleyes2
Or perhaps the hairy, whiteass type... lol
Once, while I was out at night with Pol and Si, some wankers cut us off in traffic and nearly caused an accident. At the next intersection, we pulled up next to them and Si and Pol rolled the windows down, intending some sort of retribution, I assumed. Pol dropped his drawers and flashed his backside, while Si stuck his head out of the window to shout them down. As luck might have it, the moon emerged from behind the clouds at that very moment, reflected off Si's tremendous cranium and was magnified and redirected by Pol's largish and rather furry nether regions.
Needless to say, the wankers were blinded by a light much brighter than full sunlight and could do nothing but cower and moan in trepidation for some minutes. Luckily for them, the moon retreated behind another cloud bank and they raised their hands in submission. So keep in mind that you never know when it might come in handy to have large white heads and tails around, right?
Unfortunately, the fellows seem to have taken the encounter somewhat to their heads and now are all on about as if they were some sort of superheroes or something, what with Si brandishing his head left and right under all sorts of lighting conditions, and Pol cavorting about with a halogen flashlight and clad in trousers with an elastic waist band for quick-drop capability. Sure, it was fun at first, with people running away and screaming like the poor Japanese in a Godzilla film, but it started to grow weary when it became difficult to keep wait staff on hand at restaurants or clerks to take money at stores, fuel stations, or magazine stands. But it is downright irritating to have to explain again and again to military officials what brought down their new top secret whatchamacallit when the lads are out on the town between pubs.
But that's enough of my pain. Sorry for venting, everyone.
that's as easy as ABC! i did learn how to perform CPR as part of a first aid course i took 2 years back..
Airway, Breathing, Circulation
am I right, Si?
Why do (good girls) like bad guys
Knowin that bad guys tell mad lies?
(And why do) dog ni**az (want a honey wit class?)
(Sometimes you want more than just a honey wit a$$)
DMX - Good Girls, Bad Guys
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: *wipes tears from face*
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