Who brought the gas mask?

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  1. xj911

    xj911 We Todd ED Staff Member Moderator

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    A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and it's always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and you didn't hear anything."

    The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
    The lady returns the following week.
    "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly."
    "Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
  2. Zandro

    Zandro New Member

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    Boy, that stunk rotton. I loved it!

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