xj's sex chat (clean of course)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by xj911, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. xj911

    xj911 We Todd ED Staff Member Moderator

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    Go ahead and ask a question about sex. Anything and everything, just make sure you keep it clean so the moddies don't throw a fit.


    I will attempt to answer each question, but to save time and effort I will probably answer every question with...I don't know.
  2. X-Factor

    X-Factor vvv Look it's Billy Hunt!

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    how do u keep a sex q&a session clean??
  3. xj911

    xj911 We Todd ED Staff Member Moderator

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    Hmm...let me refer to my manual.....


    Answer: I don't know. :p
  4. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    How do you spell secks?
  5. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    Can I read the manual?
  6. ski_power

    ski_power Quark

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    Zel, dont you spell it as s-e-c-s, as in "Just a sec" pluralized to "Two secs man".

    No, wait. I got it. I think it's spelt as 1/cos(x), yup sec(x) is spelt that way.

    Am I right?
  7. xj911

    xj911 We Todd ED Staff Member Moderator

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    to answer all your questions....

    Zel-The correct spelling of secks in this context is teh seks or if your up further north "shag"

    Jeanie - you can read the manual, as long as you prepare a project based on your findings to be demonstrated for me and maybe elf chica (if she's still around)

    SkiP--your wrong. Thanks for the input though.
  8. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    *Gets safety scissors and edible paste ready for project-doing*
  9. Black_Kat

    Black_Kat Horny Hornist

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    Mmmmmmmm...paste.......
    Xj, what does impotent mean?
  10. ZelRiptha

    ZelRiptha Thnow White but I drifted Staff Member Super Mod

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    Xj, I keep getting e-mails about this stuff called Viagra. What is it for? They seem to be in some kind of code: V1agrA, via-gra, etc. Please give your knowledge on the subject.
  11. jeaniesing

    jeaniesing Super Moderator Staff Member Super Mod

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    And I'd like to know just exactly how they plan to enlarge the penis that I don't have - while you're at it!......
  12. ski_power

    ski_power Quark

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    Isn't it getting over?
  13. xj911

    xj911 We Todd ED Staff Member Moderator

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    BK-- your question is very impotent to me.
    The definition of impotent is hard...uh.... to explain.....I mean...no wait...uh...its the opposite.

    Zel-Viagra is just like M&M's! It's just candy with a kick. Here's a hint from Martha Stewart, for your next dinner party, place a big bowl of viagra near your fwa-gra and it will really makes the crowd "stand up" and cheer.

    This is how Jeanie:
    Clench and unclench you PC muscle rapidly for 10 seconds, relax for ten seconds. Perform this three times and then relax for 30 seconds.Clench and unclench for 5 seconds with a five second break for ten times, then tighten your PC muscle for thirty seconds and release for thirty seconds three times in a row then repeat the first step, perform this once per day.

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